Description
Does your holiday weather report contain a 100% chance of snow, tornados, lightning, megatsunamis, and Gerard Butler kicking ass? Then get the one sweater that will prepare you to survive the impending GEOSTORRMMM!
• These are printed Crewneck Sweatshirts, not knitted sweaters
• 95% recycled polyester, 5% spandex
• Soft cotton-feel face
• Brushed fleece fabric inside
• Unisex fit
• Overlock seams
Takes approximately 10 business days to arrive when shipped domestically.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| CHEST (inches) | WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
| XS | 34 ⅝ | 26 ¾ | 37 |
| S | 36 ¼ | 28 ⅜ | 38 ⅝ |
| M | 37 ¾ | 29 ⅞ | 40 ⅛ |
| L | 41 | 33 ⅛ | 43 ¼ |
| XL | 44 ⅛ | 36 ¼ | 46 ½ |
| 2XL | 47 ¼ | 39 ¼ | 49 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 50 ⅜ | 42 ½ | 52 ¾ |
